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Temat: NIC = połówka na dwóch :)
As soon as vodka in 0,8l bottles entered the market, the problem has arisen, how to drink it in three. Polish mathematicians have quickly solved this puzzle: after pouring each one a slug (100ml) the problem is reduced to the classic one.
Źródło: forum.dict.pl/viewtopic.php?t=1337



Temat: Historyjki wszystkie opowieści,przypowieści i historyjki
...pastor opowiedział tę historię. One day Satan and Jesus were having a conversation. Satan had just come from the Garden of Eden, and he was gloating and boasting. - Yes, sir, I just caught the world full of people down there. Set me a trap, used bait I knew they couldn't resist. Got'em all! - What are you going to do with them? - Jesus asked. - Oh, I'm gonna have fun! I'm gonna teach them how to marry and divorce each other, how to hate and abuse each other, how to drink and smoke and curse. I'm gonna teach them how to invent guns and bombs and kill each other. I'm really gonna have fun! - Satan replied, - And what will you do when you get done with them? - Jesus asked. - Oh, I'll kill'em. - Satan glared proudly. - How much do you want for them? - Jesus asked Pewnego dnia Szatan i Jezus mięli rozmowę. Szatan własnie wrócił z Edenu i chwalił się: - Tak, właśnie złapałem cały świat ludzi tam na...
Źródło: snegdansk.pl/forums/index.php?showtopic=1619


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